my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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