She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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