so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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