"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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