It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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