All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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