talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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