Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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