yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
whose parrot is this?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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