The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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