If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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