the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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