I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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