do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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