My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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