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• (719): View more from Colorado

  so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning

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• (607): View more from New York

  You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.

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  Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."

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• (585): View more from New York

  Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...

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• (512): View more from Texas

  While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.

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• (818): View more from California

  He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.

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