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• (801): View more from Utah

  hey, what are you doing tonight?

  (646): View more from New York

  sleeping, g'night!

  (801): View more from Utah

  but i wanted to see you :(

  (646): View more from New York

  sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!

  (646): View more from New York

  stop - you have a right hand - use it!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.

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• (667): View more from Maryland

  what customs doesn't know wont hurt them

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.

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• (661): View more from California

  All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.

  (310): View more from California

  I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this

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• (925): View more from California

  skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship

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