no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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