You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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