Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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