please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i love accidental penises.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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