so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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