worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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