Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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