why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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