So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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