can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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