you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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