just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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