I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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