No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
is it fun? or sober?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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