she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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