This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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