I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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