did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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