She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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