I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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