She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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