No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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