She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i out mim tonsoeep
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