I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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