"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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