Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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