at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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