i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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