She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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