We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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