I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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