He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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