You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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