dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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