pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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