it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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