You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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