just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
