why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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