she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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