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and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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