2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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