As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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